"It's where horror and comedy meet in a dark alley... Elvira is an eyeful!" -Alice Cooper-

	"Must see fare for fans of the bosomy camp horror queen..."
	"An affectionate spoof of '60s gothic horror films that's dedicated to..."
	"No bluff: Elvira's 'Hills' is a trick 'n' treat..."
	"Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, has been camping and vamping it up on-screen for two decades..."
	"All right. Lets get this out of the way right now. If you aren't a fan of Elvira..."
	"Oh, all right. I'll throw on something skimpy and head on down to the dungeon..."
	"This horror-comedy doesn't go for the usual obvious laughs at the expense of cheap-looking monsters -- unless you count Elvira's hooters..."
	"A better-than-it-oughta-be tribute to the Roger Corman-Edgar Allen Poe "classics"..."