Top 13 Superstitions

YOU NEVER HEARD OF

Sure, you've heard all the old superstitions like don't walk under a ladder, or break a mirror, or open an umbrella indoors because it'll bring you bad luck. Well, here are some that you've probaly never heard of, but which are just as unlucky!
bad luck

  1. It's bad luck to pee in an elevator.
  2. It's bad luck to marry people named O.J., Lorena, or Tommy Lee.
  3. It's bad luck to get a letter from Ted Kaczynski.
  4. It's bad luck to step on a black cat's crack.
  5. It's bad luck when you sing in a meteor shower.
  6. It's bad luck to lance your warts with an ice pick.
  7. Breaking your mother's back will bring you seven years bad luck.
  8. It's bad luck to date a guy who rides his Harley side-saddle.
  9. It's bad luck to take off your pants in a crowded prison cell.
  10. It's bad luck to have Dr. Kevorkian as your family doctor.
  11. It's bad luck to eat a six-course meal right before you swim the English Channel.
  12. It's bad luck to spray your arm pits with Raid.
  13. It's bad luck to get invited to a family reunion on the "Jerry Springer Show".
Elvira and Ladder
If you should happen to forget and commit one of these unlucky faux pas, don't worry. Here's a simple five step antidote that is guaranteed to restore your luck.

antidotes

  1. Sleep with a can of Spam under your pillow for one week.
  2. Fill your bellybutton with peanut butter. Chunky works best, but creamy will do in a pinch.
  3. Drive your car 13 times down your street backwards, on the wrong side of the road, at night with your headlights off.
  4. Watch a Pauly Shore movie. (Hey, I didn't say this would be easy!)
  5. When the Jehovah's Witnesses come to your door at 7:00a.m., invite them in and tell them you want to hear more.
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